FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES and SILLY FRIENDSHIP SAYINGS

ON THE FRIENDSHIP CAFÉ

Top-10 Funny Quotes about Friends and Friendship

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.
- Author Unknown

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
- Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort

I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
- Logan Pearsall Smith

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends’ shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley 

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole

A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Unknown Wise Person

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
- H. L. Mencken 

 

More Funny Friendship Quotes

and Silly Friendship Sayings

From wine what sudden friendship springs!
- John Gay

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person.
- Unknown Wise Person

True friends stab you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships.
- Unknown Wise Person

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
- Charles Caleb Colton

I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

Cute Friendship Quotes

Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Unknown Wise Person

Some people make enemies instead of friends because it's less trouble.
— Unknown Wise Person

I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel.
— Logan Pearsall Smith

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
— Arabian Proverb

A fool and his money are my best friends.
— Unknown Wise Person  

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